Saturday, February 19, 2005


Comedian Scott Michael Posted by Hello

Why It's Okay To Have Sex With A Hot Teacher

A Tennessee teacher has been accused of sexually molesting a 13-year-old boy. She could face 100 years in prison...for what? Giving him the ultimate fantasy? While she’s sitting in a prison for 100 years, he will spend a 100 years bragging to his friends. The only thing devastating to the 13-year-old is that she didn’t bring another hot friend into the bed with them.

When I was 13-years-old, I spent my time fighting off old male teachers from trying to touch my goodies. They never got 100 years in prison, or even a day (thanks to the Teachers Union). I would have killed for the chance to bang a 27-year-old teacher, let alone a hot one. People say there’s a double standard. Well there’s a reason it’s a double standard…men love to get laid! You don’t hear of men getting raped by women, because we don’t care. Women take sex way too hard. They go though a whole bunch of emotional shit. When a girl gets molested she hides it- later becomes a stripper- begins to over eat- then dies miserable. A guy, however, brags to his friends- becomes popular- then jerks off to the memory forever.

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